Running with scissors since 1970-something... Stay whimsical. Be incredible. Journey hard.

What is this? A nuclear Saturday or something? Come on, guys. This is our last weekend together. Our last Goonie weekend. We gotta be going out in style. • Mouth

When I was eight years old I pushed my sister down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. • Chunk

Your looks are kinda pretty, when your face isn't screwing it up. • Mouth

Jerk Alert! • Mouth

Never say that, Andi. Goonies never say die! • Mikey

I hit a wrong note. I'm not Liberace you know! • Andy

Your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up. • Stef

You know you guys are self-destructive. There's a funny farm somewhere and it's got your names written all over it. I'm gettin' outta here. I'm... I smell ice cream! • Chunk

Yeah, but you know what? [holds up a coin] This one, this one right here... this was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back. • Mouth

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. • Chunk

The Goony Oath: "I will never betray my Goon Dock friends / We will stick together until the whole world ends / Through heaven and hell, and nuclear war / Good pals like us, will stick like tar / In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies / I am proudly declared a fellow Goony."


Source of all quotes and images: The Goonies (1985) Warner Bros Pictures.

This page is intended as a fan tribute to the movie.

The Goonies became an instant movie classic, and I remember seeing it many times in the theater when I was a teenager in 1985.

Watch the video: My Goonies Adventure (The Goonies Film Locations Astoria, OR). This swashbuckling video is for Goonies everywhere... Even the mysterious scavenger Chester Copperpot would be proud! Join my adventure around Astoria as I follow the trail of Mikey, Chunk, Data, and Mouth to visit film locations from the 1985 hit The Goonies. I didn't find One-Eyed Willie's pirate ship, but I did see Mikey and Brand's house, the jail, the Fratelli's Jeep, Lighthouse Lounge site, Haystack Rock, & more!